Good morning to Simon Lane, who wakes up this morning £500 worse off, after losing his deposit in yesterday's Croydon North by-election.
Standing as Simon Lane: 9/11 Was An Inside Job, Mr Lane came 11th out of 12 candidates, and scored a massive 66 votes - or 0.27%. He was saved from the embarrasment of coming bottom by beating the Young People's Party by three votes.
Full marks though to Croydon Today, who interviewed Mr Lane and manged not to ask him a single question on 9/11, but instead to focus on his views on an incinerator on the Croydon/Sutton border and youth unemployment in the constituency!