What better way to settle down after a days hard work than listening to More4's excellent evening news programme?
Better still when David Shayler is the star guest. This evening's interview saw Sally Gould in the greenery of Devon, listening to David Shayler explaining that a psychic had channeled the spirit of Mary Magdalene through him, that he was the messiah and that his past lives had included Leonardo Di Vinci and King Arthur!
What is it with such people? Why can they never say that in a past life they were the boy who ate the dung or the girl who did the sweeping up - they always have to be fucking King Arthur or Napoleon! Not to worry in Shayler's case there is proof for all us this nonsense - the drawing of a crop circle he did as a child. Perhaps we should all start looking in the attic for those childhood drawings! I'm sure I have one somewhere of me scoring the winning goal in the Manchester derby!
To me Shayler looked frail, slightly drugged and rather vacant. Sadly we were not treated to all the footage from this soon to be legendary interview, but were informed by Sally Gould that Shayler can change the weather through meditation (perhaps he's to blame for all the flooding?) that his meditation prevented the recent attempt to bomb London, and best of all that he was able to get Middlesborough into the UEFA Cup Final. Where I recall they lost 4-0 to Seville - still even the Messiah has to have the day off I suppose!
David Shayler rounded off his David Icke moment by telling us that he was here to help, and that "suddenly my whole life makes sense". If you heard anything in the background during the interview, that wasn't birds singing - that was the sound of MI5 officers pissing themselves laughing......
Oh, and good luck to all those people in the 9/11 and 7/7 "truth" movements with unsold David Shayler DVDs to shift!