Good news is rare from Pakistan, but what else can you say about the news that a team of Pakistani eunuchs has won a cricket match against a men's team in Sind?
I had no idea Pakistan had eunuchs, believing such activity would not have lasted the Islamisation of General Zia, never mind the changes that have occurred in the country since. Indeed I was under the misapprehension that eunuchs were only to be found in India.
Given their sporting skills, why is Pakistan hiding its eunuchs away? Sure there is a role for them to play somewhere.
For example, things can get pretty competitive between Pakistan and India, as this famous clip of border guards hamming it up demonstrates. Perhaps the next time the two giants of the sub-continent are facing off, instead of pointing their nuclear weapons at each other, their respective eunuchs could fight it out in a 20/20 match?
And the winner gets......... Kashmir?
Its as likely to work as another suggestion.