Sky Pilots Return To Old Trafford

At last I can reveal the truth behind Manchester United's win over Barcelona on Tuesday.

Obviously the efforts of Scholes, Ronaldo, Ferdinand, Van der Saar and co pale into insignificance when you have this bloke on your side!

The god-botherers were once a regular feature on Sir Matt Busby Way, certainly up to the early 90s, then they seemed to just leave Old Trafford alone. Perhaps in the Sky era we were no longer considered worth saving.

Now they are back. At this rate we will have the return of the people selling Newsline and the Morning Star!