The Rehabilitation of Ashley Cole

Living in Hackney, I don't have to travel far to hear opinions on Ashley Cole.

It is fair to say that to most of my Arsenal loving neighbours, he is about as low on the evolutionary scale as Sol Campbell is to Tottenham fans. (People outside London may wish to note that in neither case is the man's colour an issue - Spurs fans hate Sol Campbell because he is Sol Campbell, Gooners hate Ashley Cole because he is Ashley Cole).

I am convinced however that Mr Cole has employed some top PR experts to ensure his rehabilitation throughout N1 and N5. How else can you explain this quote, on the front page of this evening's London Paper, discussing his fling with Aimee Walton.

"We started having sex then he just rolled over and vomited all over the cream carpet, it was disgusting. He had some mouthwash and we started having sex again".

Get in there my son!

Comments

[BristleKRS]

Was he sick as a parrot?

[Olivia]

Going by her picture in The Sun, no wonder he was sick. Mind you if can sleep with that moose of a wife of his; Cheryl, you can sleep with anyone. Maybe if he had stayed loyal to 'The Gooners' he wouldn't have had such a considerable drop in standards!!!