Congratulations to my on-line chum Juan Esquivo, over at the Meanwhile At The Bar discussion forum.
He's noticed a very attractive teaching vacancy is now available in the Khartoum area, and has wasted no time in e mailing the School's director:
Dear Mr Boulos,
I see from the news reports that your excellent educational establishment, Unity High School, has recently lost a teacher.
Clearly, Mohammed Bear needs a new keeper and I believe I am the infidel for the job.
Blah blah blah...
Other potential candidates should keep an eye on the schools website for vacancy updates.