England Flops - Can You Assist The Police With Their Enquiries?
The Metropolitan Police are searching for two men, believed missing in the North West London area, earlier this evening.
One, a Mr Frank Lampard of Chelsea, was missing for a whole 50 minutes. Witnesses report he briefly appeared to take a penalty, before vanishing again for the rest of the night. A team mate, Mr Steven Gerrard of Liverpool was apparently expected at the same match, but failed to turn up at all.
If you have any information on the whereabouts of either man, it should be forwarded to Mr Steve McClaren c/o the Football Association. (Please note this information is liable to change).
Did you see this man anywhere at Wembley?
Do they play football in England, or is it one of those countries that piss about with baseball and ice hockey?
Posted by: Dave E | November 21, 2007 at 11:35 PM