The Decline Of The Great English Pub

Well, we can blame Wetherspoons, the rise of drug culture, demographics - but I blame the brewers for giving their pubs such stupid names.

Who wants to drink in a pub called the Belinda Castle? Or the Fawcett & Firkin?

Below I list some sensible pub names, which I suggest could be adopted nationwide. If you can think of anymore, do send them in!

The Legless Arms
The Randy Panda
The Sir Salman Rushdie (Curry night cancelled until further notice)
The Cheeky Monkey
The Man After Midnight
The Bent Coppers Arms
The Shy Australian (I know its pushing it, but it would be nice)
The Ex-Temperants Arms
The Curse of the Working Classes
The Robbers Dog

and best of all

The Prosthetic Arms