Not Quite The Full Story?
Mondays Daily Telegraph promised a bit of spice.
Under the heading "A Cure For All Your Ills" Chloe Rhodes managed to write a whole page about Vaseline, without a single double entendre. A truly astonishing achievement.
Her sub-heading though could perhaps be seen as one of the most subtle ever seen in that newspaper:
"Chloe Rhodes examines the origins of petroleum jelly and reveals why it is so popular with Telegraph readers".......



Vaseline is not recommended as a lubricant, due to possible infection.
Posted by: Renegade Eye | April 21, 2007 at 04:55 AM