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April 26, 2007

Burying The Mammoth

I have been listening to Consolidated a lot recently.

Their 1994 "Business of Punishment" LP has a great track called 'Consolidated Buries The Mammoth' where the band talk about the most appropriate manner for various Americans to die.

In the case of the musician cum hunter Ted Nugent, they speculate the best way for him to expire would be choking on the meat of a buck venison he has just killed with his brand new crossbow, with none of his redneck mates being able to save him.

Surely the best way for Tony Blair to die would be to insert Margaret Thatcher inside him, and let her die there?

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On that note, it sounds like someone took away William F Buckley's clipboard.

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