"A man walked into a public library and circumspectly approached the desk. He lowered his voice. 'Have you any books on Conspiracy Theories?' The librarian leaned forward and murmured into his ear: 'They're behind you'.
I have no idea who came up with this originally, but it is certainly used by David Challice in the May 2012 issue of Independence, magazine of the UK Independence Party.


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